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Heads on Plates (Detached Head Challenge Day 27)

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Harry and Hilary bring each other's heads into the living room. "Did I bump into anything?" Hilary asks.

"No," Harry says. "When did my body recover?"

"About 10 minutes into my fave program."

Harry places his hand on the table. "Methinks that Hanna's litter box is clogged," he says.

Hilary places her hand on the table, and agrees with Harry that there is... cat urine on it.

"How do we place our heads on the table now?" Harry asks.

"Harry, grab a pair of plates," Hilary instructs.

Harry does so, placing them on the table. The two siblings then put each other's heads on the plates. "Good idea, Hilary," Harry says.

"Yeah, I'm full of them," Hilary brags, which leads to Harry rolling his eyes.
And this is why you should always clean your cat's litter box periodically. Otherwise, piss will happen.

BTW, I am currently in the bathroom while uploading this. XD

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