Four Girls, One Guy

I was fresh off from college, I got a new job, and I was currently staying at my mother's place. And yes, I was helping her pay rent. However, I was also looking for a place of my own, but I was willing to share space with other roommates. Also, Mom has been nagging me about meeting girls. I always rolled my eyes whenever she did so.

One day, I found a huge fabulous house filled with four shut-in roommates; they were looking for a fifth one, preferably a guy. Excellent, I thought. After all, I am a guy, albeit a 5'8", 24-year-old, slightly effeminate young man with aspirations of working in the movie biz. The next day, I drove to the house to meet my future roommates.

I stared at the house. It looked even more beautiful in real life. I knocked on the door.

"Hello?" a female voice from inside called.

"Um, hi," I said. "I'm looking to move into this house."

"Perfect," the voice said. "Girls, a guy's moving in!"

I heard squeals from three other feminine voices. It was apparent, my roommates were going to be ladies.

The door opened and boy, was I shocked at what this quartet of women looked like. First off, they were pretty. Secondly, they all wore glasses, which I find cute. Thirdly, they were tall! Their heights ranged from 6'3" to 6'5". And lastly, their anatomy was weird.

By that, I mean that they had their arms, legs, breasts, butts, and other parts in the right places. But their heads, while not disfigured at all, were... different.

One of the girls was carrying her head in her hands. No, I am not making this up. Her head was detachable, but she was still living. Surprisingly, there was no blood on her. Her neck stump was covered by skin. With her head on, this brunette Caucasian stood at 6'4".

Another girl had their youthful head attached to a fine, well-figured body. But her head definitely clashed with her body! This blonde's head was Caucasian, while her body was African-American. Together, she stood at 6'3".

And the two last girls... shared one body from the neck down! Basically, both their heads were attached to one. One girl was a redhead Caucasian, while the other was an African-American. Also, they had three breasts. Their 6'5" body split their clashing skin colors.

Thus, these four statuesque cuties circled me. "So, you're going to be our new roommate?" the headless girl asked.

"Y-yes," I said, blushing.

"Aw, he's so nervous," the head-swapped girl pointed out.

"He's so cute," I heard one of the conjoined girls whisper to the other.

"Cute? He's handsome," the other conjoined girl whispered back.

"Allow us to introduce ourselves," the headless woman said. "My name is Helen Danne."

"I'm Shannon Waden," the swapped woman said.

"She's Brianna," the white conjoined woman said, pointing to her joined partner.

"She's Allie," the black conjoined woman pointed back.

I told these girls my name as well.

"Pleased to meet you," Helen said as she shook my hand.

"I suppose you're wondering why we are like this," Shannon said.

"It's not important," I said.

"Not questioning us?" Brianna said before turning to Allie. "I like this guy."

"Me too," Allie said.

"So you still want to move in with us?" Helen asked.

I looked at the four girls again. They seemed so happy to have a guy in their residence.

I told them, "Yes."